all me schizo all you want, but memes are gonna be money.I'm working on a site. It’s called LMAObucks.You upload a meme. Any meme. Pepe, Trollface, that picture of your cousin doing the Soulja Boy in 2008, doesn’t matter.Users buy and sell them. Literally. Every meme gets its own price tag.196Imagine trading rage comics like stocks.Imagine holding early Doge and flipping it for 3 rare Wojaks.Imagine selling a drakeposting for actual cash.Each meme has its own chart. Value goes up if it spreads.It’s like Wall Street, but for compressed brain damage.Think of it like:eBay meets 4chanMagic: the Gathering, but every card is cursedNASDAQ for memesAnd the currency?We’re not using dollars. We’re not using PayPal.We’re using LMAO BUCKS.Yes. That’s the name of the token. That’s the economy.You laugh? You pay.
V day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
just started, is this good or bad(haven't traded yet)
>>60721595Just slurped a shit ton of SOXL. Time to take candy from a baby.
>ayooooooooooooo>Total nonfarm payroll employment changed little in July (+73,000) and has shown little changesince April. Over the month, employment continued to trend up in health care and in socialassistance. Federal government continued to lose jobs. (See table B-1.)>In July, health care added 55,000 jobs, above the average monthly gain of 42,000 over the prior12 months. Over the month, job gains occurred in ambulatory health care services (+34,000) andhospitals (+16,000).>Social assistance employment continued to trend up in July (+18,000), reflecting continued jobgrowth in individual and family services (+21,000).>Federal government employment continued to decline in July (-12,000) and is down by 84,000since reaching a peak in January. (Employees on paid leave or receiving ongoing severance payare counted as employed in the establishment survey.)>Revisions for May and June were larger than normal. The change in total nonfarm payroll employmentfor May was revised down by 125,000, from +144,000 to +19,000, and the change for June was reviseddown by 133,000, from +147,000 to +14,000.>-133kok broasshole, had to repostWE PUMPED FOR NO REASON, 133K LESS THAN THOUGHT
>futures
>>60721617Wtf, no BOTH WERE REVISED.Both NFP were fuckin fake. And you say Biden was cooking numbers. How do you get 90% wrong
In July, the number of long-term unemployed (those jobless for 27 weeks or more) increased by 179,000 to 1.8 million. The long-term unemployed accounted for 24.9 percent of all unemployedpeople. (See table A-12.)
CRASH&BURN
shoutout to my UVIX calls. told y’all to buy some. hope at least one of you listened
>>60721617Oh no you had to repost. How horrible! Do you need a cookie?
Is the market locked tf in for the tarrifs or not?? im sitting on some fatty amount of cash
Buying VZ as a newb/first time trader, yay or nay?
>>60721617>another demonrat Bobo impotently stat posting
>>60721611AMD is worth 7% of NVDA currently
Im putting all of my moneys on SPY Puts todayI will either end up wealthy (Couple hundred dollars more) or i will lose it all
The fire rises.
>>60721634The market knew the tariffs were coming, but didn't trade like they were.
>>60721639>Hates truth>Calls his platform Truthsocial
>>60721634theres gonna be another fake bear market from tarriffs tis month
>>60721635We dont give out financial advice here. This thread is for posting frogs and calling each other the N word. Youre gonna wanna check out /GME/.
>>60721635yeah dude its rock solid, there will be some price fluctuations but they are experts at getting cash and giving some back to you
tariffs are the fakest shit ever, people enjoy making money and do not enjoy not making money, deals will be made within the next few weeks. and that includes fake face-saving deals that aren't really anything new.
>>60721643You will lose it all because spy will gain back everything it lost today. Why would you buy puts AFTER a crash? Retard moment.
Remember when no one believed that other ADP job report cause it was really low. Guess they were right.
BUY EVERYTHING
>>60721658ADP is better than the gov numbers these days. they have more data points.
>>60721648Thinking you know more than the market is hubris
CHECK THE 10 YEAR
>>60721654Surely it can go lower
8 billion people on the planet >except to sell 15 million Switch 2's>5 million so far Is everyone just really poor?
SPY down .7%. its all over.
>>60721658>US government "data"Please don't tell me know all your government employees are black
>>60721669Its the same console with a 2 slapped on it
Oh so the market cares about numbers now. Well, brace for impact, it's gonna be ugly.
CHECK THE 30 YEAR TO YEAR AVERAGE ON PLATINUM INGOTS
>>60721676AI seems to be helping companies shrink headcount and increase profit margins so it could be interesting. BAC has 80k less employees and higher profits
HOLY FUCK BROS CHECK 30 YEAR LEAN HOG FUTURE DIVIDEND YIELDS
>>60721658Black woman economist lady was right. Black science man helped.
>>60721685For me it is frozen concentrated orange juice
>>60721675works for 1300 dollar smart phones.
Fake ass jobs numbers... Revised down 133k (one hundred and thirty three thousand)
>>60721692
lower job numbers means AI is working it's magic :D
>nvda earnings August 27thima be bagholding soxl all month it looks like.
>if jobs number are lower, it's AI>totally not because of the recession that already started on the previous quarterOh so THAT will be the narrative. Well, let's pump AI to internet-bubble mania on that excuse then, and let's see the results in a year.
>Kinder Egg futuresHoly shitten fukken
>>60721658>125k to 19k>147k to 14kHoly shit, what a scam.
>mortgage interest rate is 2% for the first year>then 3%>then 4%>then maxes out at 5%Should I just invest every penny into stocks and then sell it all to put towards the principle once my mortgage maxes out?
>>60721662I don't even know if govt data is reliable anymore with how much this admin likes to fuck with it.
>>60721726Also keep in mind both times the market went up. All fake!
>>60721727I think you are supposed to make money in the markets in the bull market, then when the recession hits buy real estate.
rate cuts are now a certainty :D
>be contrarian and short clown market on uptrend >get margin called on when it melts up even more>be more risk averse and avoid shorting momentum>miss out on huge potential gains because I was too lateI can't fucking win with this nigger market.
Research bad, fire all government workers.
topkek don't look at EUR/USD suddenly
>>60721706>Trump is a cheater who cooks numbersImagine my shock
>>60721735Eh, I had to move out of mama's house, so I did the house hacking thing where I got an expensive house but have 3 roommates paying the mortgage for me. (it was either that or pay 1500 dollars for a mediocre apartment)So now I'm just wondering if I should pay the house off when it hits 5%? Maybe even make extra payments now, but the market is doing pretty good
>US President Trump: Too Little, Too Late. Jerome “Too Late” Powell is a disaster. DROP THE RATE! The good news is that Tariffs are bringing Billions of Dollars into the USA! - TSWon't shut up
>>60721728ADP report is actual payroll data and the gov uses a survey. I prefer ADP.
Are we buying figma day after IPO?Is there momentum here, at least for a few more days?
we are returning to prices not seen since last week. we won
>ai incentives hiring freezes and layoffs>unemployment rises>fed is forced to cut rates>ai becomes even more juiced>repeat until 0%and then something breaks i guess
>>60721738You’re low IQ is allJust be a good retard and buy index fundsYou aren’t smart enough to trade
>>60721754I made a couple thousand bucks from the liberation day fiasco, so there is that.
doesn’t this job report give the fed another reason to lower rates?
>>60721738Literally me. Fuck my stupid niggerlife
ARE TARRIFS GOOD OR NOT. IT SEEMS LIKE HUMANITY AND ECONOMY EXPERTS WOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW, BUT NO ONE CAN AGREE
>>60721744How does that work? Is it a four bedroom house or do you mean the house hack where the basement has its own kitchen?Ultimately you are better off paying it off. Especially given how unpredictable the market is with Trump.
>>60721763This was settled in the late 1600s by Adam Smith. They're bad.
>>60721765Yeah, 4 bedroom house. with 3 wage cucks slaving away for me. I eat their food too
>>60721753Negative interest rates are introduced as a socially acceptable means of instituting UBI as AI takes over 90%+ of all jobs
HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING OVERRECESSION CONFIRMEDSTOCK MARKET COLLAPSEBLOOD ON THE STREETS
>>60721763If tariffs were good, every country would have raised them a long time ago. They're a necessary evil at best.
what does the Fed do if both unemployment and inflation rises? which do they care about more?
THE FUCK HAPPENED TO EUR/USD, IM GETTING MY ASS REAMED HERE!
Market won't care cause it's in the past. And this month ADP was fine unlike the previous when it was shit. So now they'll follow ADP and ignore government trashdata.
>>60721779turn on the money printer
>>60721779They've stated they will tackle whichever worse
YAHOO JUST WENT DOWNIT'S LITERALLY SO FUCKING OVER
>>60721763>transactions that would happen, don't happenthey're badtariffs that target things with no alternatives would be the least bad version, they'd have the least dead weight loss. but no one would ever do that because the supposed point of tariffs is to promote industry in your own country, ie. promote an alternative.
>>60721617>>60721658how the fuck do you miscalculate by this much? literally over 90% of the number is fake
>all these retards going pikachuface
>>60721779they care more about inflation, although won't state that publicly. t. knower
DOLLAR EXPLODING AS WE SPEAK
SELL EVERYTHING ON MARKET OPENTHIS IS NOT A DRILLSPX -80% EOY
Mumusisters...i thought we were heading to 7000
ermagerhd the jerbs repert!!!
>DXYlol
Name some reasons NOT to buy Games Workshop stocks. l feel like the franchise are insanely strong and the company could easily 3-5x the next few years.
hoping orange man doesnt shut up today and the market bleeds heavy throughtout the day
>>60721771Good strategy. How much was the house (after fees and tips to the agent) and what did you have to put down?
>>60721810Like 740k. No closing costs. I did 20% down
im buying SOXL leaps when it hits 10
A RED DAY! A DARK DAY! TO THE WORLDS ENDING! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
>>60721800lol you saved my edit with the eyes.
ITS OVER
UNITED STATES DOLLAR SISTERS...
>>60721782holy shit that was instant
>>60721807They were always autistic with the IP but lately they've laid into their fanbase hard and created bloat in their headline titles that make the games unfun to play and focused on min/max strategies.
all in on tlt calls, thank me later
>>60721818nvm im buying shares. why are soxl leaps so fucking expensive bros
I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN I DONT WANT THE MARKET TO OPEN
>>60721817You are crazy. But I like it.
>>60721790in 2023 the gov "miscounted" by over 800k jobs for the year lol.>The U.S. economy added far fewer jobs in 2023 and early 2024 than previously reported, a sign that cracks in the labor market are more severe — and began forming earlier — than initially believed.>On Wednesday, the Labor Department said monthly payroll figures overstated job growth by roughly 818,000 in the 12 months that ended in March.https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/21/business/economy/us-jobs-economy.html
WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT ISSSSSSSS GOINGGGGGGG OOOOOOOOONWHHHHHYYYYYY ISSSSS ITTTTTTT DUMPING SOOOOOO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I will buy more vtsax. I will buy more vtiax. I'm a monkey with one trick and yet I will be up 20% AGAIN at the end of this year
>>60721738august 1st was a known date for a while now
Do we expect a faggot sell off at open or a chad slurp?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY ARE WE PANICING
im not panic selling this time like liberation day.
RIP Tesla
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHIS IS SO MUCH FUN
>>60721850job numbers were cooked to an absurd degree in addition to tariff panic
Holy shit I fucking hate these mumu retards. You deserve to lose all your money. And you will.
Ready for 6 and a half hours of nonstop turbopumping? As we speak, legions of redditors are opening robinhood. They don't know what fundamentals are, they don't understand economic news, and they only know how to press one button, and that button is green.
AIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEEAIYEEEEE
>>60721790>literally over 90% of the number is fakeLOL LMAO
LadsI'm starting to think that tariffing the entire world is a bad idea
>>60721835>inb4 it just V's again on open
just going to sell OTM amazon calls and chill today. that dip was quite slurpable and if the calls hit strike place oh fucking well at least i make 2 grand
>>60721865libpedo
>>60721617WHATTHE FUCKhow did they fuck up so badly??????????
>>60721850FLEE! FLEE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES! CHOOSE A NICE PLACE TO DIE IN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The million new jobs were actually just the poor friends we made along the way!
>>60721859Based. I want a giant equities crash and 10 years of sideways actions. I want every amerilard who dumps their savings into 401ks to suffer immensely and sell at the bottom.
t'was a good call to take profits yesterdaymy gut was right all along
>>60721622Wow. Now that you slowed it down I can see that it's fake.All this time I thought he was really blown up.
THE EVONOMY IS FAKE AND GAY SELL EVERYTHING
>>60721886I did the same. Partially cause of tariffs but also we have been crabbing on Fridays. Didn't expect the reaction to tariffs given we knew it was coming and the market didn't care. The fake jobs are just funny as hell!
RUN AWAY, TURN AWAY, RUN AWAY,TURN AWAY, RUN AWAY (CRYING TO YOUR SOUL)RUN AWAY, TURN AWAY, RUN AWAY,TURN AWAY, RUN AWAY (CRYING TO YOUR SOUL)RUN AWAY, TURN AWAY, RUN AWAY,TURN AWAY, RUN AWAY (CRYING TO YOUR SOUL)RUN AWAY, TURN AWAY, RUN AWAY, TURN AWAY, RUN AWAY
Are you guys ok?
First for Celsius
>>60721617I remember all the >NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA faggots bragging about this kekIt's easy to have an economy that defies all odds if you just cook the books.
>>60721617Literal fake economy LOL
>>60721902how low are we opening boys?
we would be comfortably at 7000 if Harris was elected. just saying
Feels good being brazilianMy currency is pumpingMy long bonds are pumpingMy president is cucking and humiliating drumpfMy equities exposure is overweight emerging and europe/japanDEATH TO AMERICA!
>>60721887Well no shit. You think they actually blew up Robert de Niro for this shot?
SOXL chads...
>>60721617Fake frames, fake resolution, fake economy. it adds up in a circular way, really.
T-MINUS 2 MINUTES UNTIL TOTAL MARKET DEATH
>>60721887>Why not just make the whole car out of Robert DeNiro?
>>60721916What's your average anon?
Don't call it a dump. The markets are just being revised down.
I can't believe the administration that lied to us about the epstein files would lie about the jobs report, this is crazy bros
oh my god
>>60721919We pump 50 points in 5 seconds, then dump lol
I swear literally every time I´m about to break even everything goes to shit.
>>60721919Inshallah
Lol the poomp is already starting. We end the day green. If you're still underestimating clown market, you deserve what's coming to you
GATHER ROUND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60721595Incels
>Inflation>UnemploymentThe perfect combination!
>>60721807the fuck, had no idea they were publicly traded
>>60721913>brazilianhello kike. Denounce the Talmud
FED'S HAMMACK: WILL GET LOT MORE DATA BEFORE SEPTEMBER MEETINGDATA
No wonder Trump needs Powell to cut the mf jobs numbers are fake as fuck
its over
>>60721902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odAkp-kuXJk
>>60721938once i'll be rich i'll be an incel no more
>>60721921Not that guy but I bought in a little bit ago for 23.72 and 23.54
>>6072192112 something, but still had I sold Wednesday I'd have locked in over 100k compared to where it is now.At this point I might as well keep holding for a V. It'll come. It might take a few days or weeks but it'll happen. Various semis manufacturers are saying that the tariffs aren't expected to seriously impact them.
>>60721943Go back to x brainrotted retard
welp i'm getting fucked again even hardernot in a good way
YAY IM NOT GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS TONIGHT
AAPL, my beloved! saving my IRA at least...
MCTR up 14% on a red day
just opened my portfolio. its not good, i hope it gets betterstay tuned
>>60721945>low jobs growth>higher inflationThat's stagflation territory.
>>60721853>this timetop signal
The real, question is whether to short the entire fake pump we've got so far, or not.But retards are too high in number, as seen here, that they can turn this into a 2000-mania.
we end the day green
this is what the old timers call a character building day
SAVE YOUR FUNDS FOR ANOTHER DAY
>>60721969Today is that day. HOLD!
this is just brutalthis should be illegal wallstreet is rugging us
>>60721968
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Panicans at it again
>>60721951I'm planning on waiting till stcg, but I don't really actively trade much. 8.x here.
I knew it was a good idea to stay out of everything.What are we buying this fine firesale for a free 4%?
I’m thinking it’s about slurp time.
>-10% Yeah I got fucked
This is such a boomer market. Niggas talkin bout gold and tarrifs.
>>60721965the SPY is up 6.7% YTD. thats not a huge move.
Buy every dip.
what buy
I planned on buying two shares of the Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (VOO) today, and that's what I did.
>>60721997Welcome to the club. Thats mostly what I buy. Now back to work. I just cant research stocks or time marksts so I just but that ETF
Utilities are green
I've heard all this before. Just remember it has always been fake and gay. Did you really think particle board and osb sheets make up a half million dollar home?
>>60721980I'm taking the centrist path and doing nothing in the market today. No buying or selling.
just put my tip into amazon. i'll inch in further if we keep "revising down"
The US will go into recession once the AI bubble bursts
The market is fucking bleeding lads jfc
>>60722008I'm thinking the same. The market could reverse, but I think it closes red today and on Monday.
give me one non retarded reason why coinbase and cloudflare dumped on positive earningsi am waiting
Feels good to be in cash. Imagine being a SOXL holder rn. Imagine rushing to buy the dip rn.
Okay I think I may have made a teensy weensy fucky wucky buying SOXL in the 23s.
>>60722026Coinbase missed on everything
>>60722028>Imagine being a SOXL holder rn.
>>60722024Should be bleeding way more given the US economy is fake and gay, but you know, the market is permapumped by indexing
>>60721913>My equities exposure is overweight emerging and europe/japanBut we're getting heemed too? My DAX is down -2%.
I bought nvda and google on the small dip yesterday
>>60722028All I had to do was sell the top before a major event. I could be dollar cost averaging right now, instead I'm watching my gains leave.
>>60722032>muh they missed because some jewman Sachs sissy said they should have zillions revenue but they only had billions
>Wake up>Everything redwtf happened overnight? I was up the entirety of september
>>60722048not my problem
78% cash but too scared to buy anything.
>>60722037VEA/VWO bleeding less than VOO
WE NEED AN EMERGENCY RATE CUT!!!!!!!!!!JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's an ISM report coming. Manufacturing. Prices will probably be dogshit +65And employment below 50
>>60722052HEALTHY CORRECTION
>>60722026Coin rev growth slowed dramatically almost to zero... and its supposed to be a growth stock
CUT THE RATE POWELL YOU TOO LATE PIECE OF SHIT
FIGMA BALLS
>fig 140 to 115God damn what a dump
It's one of those days when fucking everything dumps isn't it?
>>60722028I just bought at 23. Im gonna go jerk off and when I come back itll be 25.
>>60722081One of those years, brother. Welcome to the recession, it's finally officially here
>>60722081No anonIts one of those decades.
>>60722081Well, when the foundation of the pump was built on a lie, yes.
We fucking told you about August 1.WE FUCKING TOLD YOU.
It's the wrong day for it but how do I now use some of the savings I've apportioned for living my life? Mentally it's extremely difficult to sell and take my money out of the casino when I know even a few hundred can grow over time.Money is nice but I've also got to live my life. I recently started doing some art courses in the evenings and it's been fun and challenging.
SPY 600 EoD
>>60722088Dont be a retard. This is a simple retrace after months of pumping. Line will go back up after these messages.
>>60722074Just you watch what a bearish cut will do to markets
well looks like i'm eating ramen for the next few months...again
Wtf yesterday things were good, I thought things were going to be alright even with me losing my job. Now this. Are we just here to suffer???
>>60722055Wait a little, but shit can change intra daily so I DON'T KNOW CAUSE ORGANGE NIGGER VOLATILITY IS INSANE.
>>60722101If you plan to use your money, I would sell to secure the gains, then move into a high yield savings account or money market account that give you good liquid access. That way you can still build gains in a secure manner while you look for ways to spend those gains.
>>60722116I got to lose weight. So starving to save money ain't so bad.
>>60721821Tell me master shitcoiner, what can men do against such recless usuary
>>60722095I was holding companies that didn't pump, but they get to participate in the dump as well.
>>60722045Why didnt you sell at open? Better to get grazed as you are ducking for cover than choosing to bleed out for no good reason
(((who))) could have predicted this?
i just want a government that doesnt do everything possible to fuck over the little guy
>>60722123You and me both. At least the pain is universal.
J-just a friday dump, right??
>>60722105Hope you're right! Today marks the best odds we've had for one to start in earnest, though.
>retards didn’t know a rising wedge
>>60721595Next week on /smg/...Please look forward to it!
>AAPL trading sidewayshehe
Don't know if I should short here as a hedge. We're already down 2% and I hate losing money.
>>60722117If you think of life as an experiment to understand living beings stress response across various intelligence levels. Things start to make sense.
>>60722145damn, i kinda want to gamble on pltr
>>60722127Last time I sold SOXL to avoid a dip, when the winds changed they changed so fast that I technically lost money by buying in higher than where I had sold.Of course that doesn't apply here necessarily, had I sold Wednesday. But hindsight is 20/20 and all of that.
CNBC is like 80% ads holy fuck
BOTTOM IS INSLURP SLURP FOR YOUR LIVES
>>60722117No one said it was going to be easy...YOU ARE A MAN, DON'T LET FUNNY NUMBERS DETERMINE YOUR LIFE
Today is my worst day ever since I started investing with -10% unrealized. And my biggest position is vcwe. However I will not sell since I lost a lot of money selling the april bottom since I was new to investing. This too shall pass.
>>60722172>BOTTOM IS IN
SLURPIE TIME
>>60721654Its a good thing i didnt listen to you
>>60722174>selling the april bottomIf you did that, then your instincts are completely wrong and maybe you really should sell right now
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING IT ALL COMESTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>60722167I mean, pretty much like the memebigtech economy. CNBC is just a reflection of this.
will close -4% today
Such easy slurps just handed right to me... Are there going to be anons who miss it a second time?
>-3%
>VIX at +10% and risingeasiest money i've ever made
Sell! Holding over weekend will result in Diablo awakening on monday.
SOXL is gonna be 50$ in a year
lmao at those early slurpersYou never learn
Should have sold NEGG yesterday.
Looks like today isn't really that bad. I guess Orange isn't on stage yet.
petition to rename this thread to Risk Management General
>>60722185>miss it a second timeThe V back to ATHs was based on the belief that liberation day rates were just a ploy to get countries to lower (mostly non-existent) tariffs on the US, so zero for zero. It's clear now that there's going to be a 15% baseline tariff. This is great depression tier bearish for the US economy.
>>60722067US ISM Manufacturing Jul: 48.0 (est 49.5; prev 49.0)- Prices Paid: 64.8 (est 70.0; prev 69.7)- New Orders: 47.1 (est 48.7; prev 46.4)- Employment: 43.4 (est 46.8; prev 45.0)Oh prices not +65, DAYUM
>>60722189you can't trade vix spot dumbassunless you mean some derivative or something
>>60722200I slurp slow. No sense in blowing the whole load at once. Just DCA.
>>60722158I got in at 155 a few days ago. we're going to the moon on monday
>>60721622So, why is the market dumping the day after I started doing regular deposits again?
dont listen to permabears like >>60722211
>>60722208I have a degree in risk management and and im slurping hard
All of July's gains in the market, gone... like dust in the wind.
>SCHD fast approaching my buy in from months agoIm gonna sell this piece of shit meme stock
Imagine buying the tippy top ultra-all-time-high stock market evaluations with every possible headwind moving against you.Have your parachutes ready.
>>60722117kek at all this panic over a -1.5% dipit's almost like people are leveraged to the tits in an already overvalued market or something
>>60722211>great depression tier bearish for the US economyWe were in the green for the first time since 2005 in June anonlol
>>60722235fuck schd>dude coca cola and tax software>heckin mexicans love those things
Why is netflix worth over $1k per share?
Time to buy
Hey guys, what's going on?
>>60722247Israeli propaganda machines are worth a lot of money
What the hell is going on with treasury yields. I checked expecting them to be mooning and instead they took a fat dump.So did DXY.
>>60722247>$1k per share??? anon, you should learn the basics before investing, old boyP/E ratio is what you should be looking at, at the very least. individual share price means absolutely nothing.
Was going to buy the dip. But I'll just wait until Monday.
>>60722253
>>60722180Gimme a break i was new to trading and investing. Now I know better. Also im up a lot of realized so I have breathing room, worst case scenario I go back to square 1
-6.000. :((( i am in the minus again. -7% today.
>>60722189shoutout to 3xing uvix calls
>>60722247No stock split.
Panic sold. See you all next week
>>60722261Trump will tweet something in the weekend to pump the markets so buy now
bottom has been reached. time to buy is now
BUY BUY BUY
thats it I am going to kill myselfI cant do this anymore
ending the day green, i told u guys
>>60721617>Revisions for May and June were larger than normal. The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for May was revised down by 125,000, from +144,000 to +19,000, and the change for June was revised down by 133,000, from +147,000 to +14,000. With these revisions, employment in May and June combined is 258,000 lower than previously reported. This is DOGE levels of fuckuppery.>sure we got it 90% wrong but we were 10% right :)
>buying when we've yet to have a -5.99% day or two, just hovering under the circuits breakerYou just never learn, do you
>>60722268dont worry bro, number will go back up again if you dont have the money in shit companies
>>60722294Dont forget to stream it and thanks for playing.
why are you guys saying it's the bottom it just looks like the bounce that every security does on the way down
>>60722308>>60722308>>60722308
>>60722247>>60722274You thought Netflix was bad, it has nothing on Lindt "Fuck the poors" chocolade truffles
>>60722300The same applies to all of trumps 'deals' everything is fake and gay
we're only 1.5% down why is everyone panicking?
>>60722301Don't be so negative. You know nothing.
>orange man’s first term was all volatility >magats didn’t learn ( we are here)>recession>>The merchants of the earth will weep and mourn over her because no one buys their cargoes anymore
>>60722256rent free
>>60721916Not even closeMy avg cost is $15.82But just in case I have a back up plan.
>>60722330How is it practical to trade at that price
>>60722283thank you for the hopium<3Its all in good big tech
>net did a 7% bounce impressivestill it was 7% up after earningsapple managed to stay positive
>>60722351Denounce the Talmud.
my shit is all up today, food ABR and VZ
Damn I'm a retard I shoulda transfered $1k and bought some shit at open
>>60721975>stocks down 3%>COIN down 13%Well yes, that's the natural order of things.
>The unemployment rate rose to 4.2% in July from 4.1% in the previous month.It's over, recession is coming. Figma was confirmation for the top.
